Headphones pt. 2

*Here we go again*
Mom: Do you have any extra headphones? My son needs them for his homework on the computer and I left mine home.
Me: Sorry, we don’t have any to give out.
Mom: What about these? *points to my headphones*
Me: These are my personal headphones. I don’t give these to people.
Mom: But he needs to do his homework…
Me: And these have been in my ears. That’s not sanitary.
Mom: *huffs and walks away*
Where are the boundaries?

Spaceship builder

Man: Do you have books on spaceships?
Me: *searches* I see we only have books on rockets and space shuttles here.
Man: NO, I need a SPACEship.
Me: Ok, we don’t have any at this branch, I can request them?
Man: I’m building one, you know?
Me: A…spaceship?
Man: YES. I just need a book to help me. I drew them already.
*shows me a drawing of the Starship Entertprise from Star Trek*

Kinda like this. He’s claiming this as his. But it’s not built yet.

Me: Oh… I see you did.
Man: I’m going to make a warp speed spaceship with a microwave.
Me: Sounds cool. Did you want me to order the book?
Man: *Talks to me for the next 20 minutes about his microwave space ship*