Man: Where is the bathroom key?
Me: Right in front of you sir…no…straight ahead….there it is 🙂
Man: MICHELLE AND BARACK OBAMA HAD 8 YEARS OF ADMINISTRATION AND YOU PUT DONALD TRUMP IN THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU’RE A DEMOCRAT SO DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS. CEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: o.O What?????
Man: BWAK! BWAK! BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BWAK! *Clucks all the way to the bathroom*